![]() ![]() "Not really" Conker answered 'because due to circumstances while unpleasant I don't have to really worry about permanently dying from lung cancer anytime soon.I do have to watch out for garlic, silver and crosses though.'. ![]() "But what about cancer aren't either of you worried about that?" Kazooie asked them. "You have a nicotine addiction," Conker said softly.īanjo nods and Kazooie looks between them "doesn't it hurt?".īoth shook their heads "no Kaz it doesn't it just feels like normal breathing mixed with happy brain chemicals" Banjo replied. around twenty minutes later I was twenty Jiggies richer" Banjo answered with a shrug "I kept up smoking in secret because it helped when I was stressed out during the time Tooty was missing now I smoke for the same reason as you do Conker". "It started after Bottles made a bet for twenty Jiggies that I couldn't handle smoking a cigar. ![]() "Urgh whatever Banjo.you're not going to make me change my habits" Conker snorts before taking a smoke from the packet in his pocket and lighting it he offered one to Banjo and Kazooie, the breegull declined but surprisingly Banjo took a smoke quickly borrowing Conker's lighter Kazooie wasn't the only one surprised "when did you start smoking? I only offered as a joke really.". "How the bloody hell did that one happen?! Timber can be a right stick up the arse!" Conker says in response. "Well her and Timber are dating." Banjo answered. "Yeah, they all sing in a choir" Kazooie added. "Wow.seven kids." Conker says blinking in surprise. "Timber rules the Island now," Banjo said, "Tiptup has seven kids all except one being girls". Kazooie frowned she knew Diddy and Dixie but Bumper.she had no idea who that was. "Why does that not surprise me." Conker drawled. The bear shrugs "I don't really know.something to do with public indecency if the rumours are to be believed". "What did he get done for anyway?" Conker asked. ![]() "Bumper's back in jail again last I heard" Banjo continued with a sigh. "About time!" Conker snorts "they've been together for twenty-two years!". "Well, Diddy has been thinking about proposing to Dixie" Banjo began. "I wonder how everyone's been." Conker wondered as they left Dragon Forest heading towards Dino Domain where they'd find the others. (How I imagine the picture is that it was a timed picture that was taken back during the first adventure on Timber's Island which is why Bumper is there and Kazooie is an egg.Bumper is in jail.again during this story so in the pic, Conker is eight and Banjo is seven not sure how old the others would be) ![]()
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